The cheeseburger poll
I’m saying that I’ve been polling people. These people, those people, surprised people, distracted people, no sleeping or dozing people.
Dear person, I asked: “You have a choice in November, DJ Trump or a cheeseburger, for President, without the fries, with the lettuce, tomato, special sauce.”
I only had three people vote for Trump, the rest, they asked about about why no fries, can I substitute for the special sauce, and I have recorded their concerns in the poll.
The cheeseburger without fries, even with the special sauce, won handily. A lot of people said, “I wish I could vote tomorrow.”